DE: Miserable Meat Mountain
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Today is a special day. Why? Because I'm posting about a hypothetical competitive list that I've been working on that features Coven. The idea of this list came from friends of mine in the competitive 40K circuit that has been actively discussing the validity of Coven. Personally, I think that Prophets have some of the strongest units in all of the Dark Eldar book. The 4++ across the entire army is absolutely insane considering all the buffs you can stack.
What you have here is a list that's capable of outputting a dramatic amount of firepower on top of having a huge amount of resilient, melee pressure that can move surprisingly quick across the battlefield. All Haemonculus units move 7" (Wyches move 8") across the battlefield where Talos can move a surprising 8". When you consider the fact that Talos can now Fly, you really to question all these massive, resilient meaty things are being thrown into your face in the most ridiculous way possible.
Here's the list, I'll go into detail below:
Miserable Meat Mountain
1993 // 9-11 CP
Black Heart Bat +5 CP
HQ:
Archon, Agonizer, Blaster = 91
Cunning, Living Muse
Archon, Agonizer, Blaster = 91
TROOP:
5x Warriors, Blaster = 47
10x Warriors, 2x Blaster, SC = 104
10x Warriors, 2x Blaster, SC = 104
10x Warriors, 2x Blaster, SC = 104
PARTY BOATS:
Raider, Dark Lance = 85
Raider, Dark Lance = 85
Raider, Dark Lance = 85
Raider, Dark Lance = 85
HEAVY:
Ravager, 3x Dissies = 125
Ravager, 3x Dissies = 125
Ravager, 3x Dissies = 125
+++
Prophets Spear +1 CP
HQ:
Urien = 90
Diabolical Soothsayer
ELITE:
10x Grotesques = 350
HEAVY:
Talos, 2x Macro, 2x Haywire = 99
Talos, 2x Macro, 2x Haywire = 99
Talos, 2x Macro, 2x Haywire = 99
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So what you do here is take Alliance of Agony to enable the Diabolic Soothsayer on Urien. This automatically pays for itself and you can possibly get 2 more CP depending on what you roll. All in all, this makes your CP count 9-11 depending on hot your dice are on this roll.
Urien himself is pretty amazing. For 90 points, which is 15 points or so more than a regular Haemonculus, you get +1S and Ld. on top of the +1T for all units within 6" of him. He's fast enough to keep up with the rest of your army, is T6 because his aura also works on himself, and is incredibly difficult to kill because he halves damage coming into him. However, what makes him work is the rest of the units he brings along with him as part of your army. With his +1S/T aura, he makes all the Grotesques shielding him T6, 4++, 4W with FNP. Each of those beasts has 5 S6 AP-2 1D WS3+ attacks and that's going to do some serious damage to whatever they touch. The Talos is even more deadly because they are now T7, 4++, 7W with FNP with 6 S8 AP-2 2D WS3+ attacks each with an additional 2D3 Haywire Blaster shots. Sure, these hit on 4s, but it's still nothing to sneeze at, especially if you're a vehicle.
I can see a deployment strategy for these guys as Grots in front, Urien in the middle, Talos all around Urien. This gives him a Spear of Meat that he can drive directly into the heart of the enemy, making them shit their pants while your Kabal units do their thing. What makes a list like this work is that you cannot really ignore the cascading mountain of meat running into your lines. Sooner or later you'll have to deal with them and they're an absolute pain to deal with. If 10 Grots get into combat, they're going to throw out 50 high-strength attacks that are going to murder pretty much anything they touch. They're incredibly difficult to kill and they will beat out most things in combat easily due to sheer attrition and unit preservation. Unlike most fatty units, Grots don't die easily and so the overall damage of the unit will stay intact much longer.
In short, your opponents are left reeling from the damage that your firebase of Living Muse Ravagers and Raiders are inflicting, but they're too distracted to deal with them because of all the Coven units closing in. If they focus on the vehicles (and you should play the range-game here at first), they're also making a mistake. Hopefully, you've played smart enough to reduce as much damage as possible and watch your Coven units smash into his lines untarnished. This is Tough Decisions 101 and Dark Eldar plays this game much better than most. When it comes to pure pressure, I think Prophets is the way to go if you want to bring a melee force that can threaten anything from MEQ to Imperial Knights
Yes, I'm going to call this list experimentation Miserable Meat Mountain after the competitive Warmahordes Trolls list. It's a Black Heart Bat and Prophets Spear, so it's relatively easy to construct. Now, help me out with this grand experiment and field this list if you're capable of fielding this!
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